Let’s not waste time: I’m not here to join your team. I’m here to elevate it, haunt it, tattoo it into the memory of time. I don’t “have ideas”—I weaponize words. Nonsense is my gospel. Comedy my god.
I don’t play it safe. I don’t cater to audiences. Audiences cater to me. I’m not thirsty for “likes.” I make people feel—because great creative doesn’t beg for approval. It grabs your soul and says, “We ride at dawn.”
I’m a good writer because I’m not only a writer. I sketch. I DJ mashups. I’ve acted on stage, directed plays, and made short films. I’ve mastered terrible accents with relentless enthusiasm. And I fully intend to become the oldest grandmaster chess champion this world has ever seen.
Maybe I’m bigger than you—but let’s see what happens when giants collide.
Rob
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